A Coat for 11 Cents!
Fetching, isn't it? I just got a coat for 11 cents. That’s right, 11 cents. I bought it last weekend when up in Boston with Jeanne, Sassy, and the Stoughton Mass cousins. Cousin Bill (aka Willy Boy)...
View ArticleHELP! I think I Am Turning into Wiggles
Why, do you ask? Look at the shoes I just bought: Yep, I bought these Shoes. And I LOVE THEM. They’re Easy Spirits. I had to have something more comfortable to wear on my walk to and from my job. Look...
View ArticleWhoever Invented Elastic Waist Pants Should Win the Nobel Prize
Seriously. I hereby decree that the unfortunately unheralded Clothing God Genius who invented the modern elastic waistband deserves unlimited acclaim. Zippers? Buttons? Burning red indentations along...
View ArticleMy Hairy 4-Footed One Got me into Trouble with Kathie Lee!
I was on the TODAY show yesterday with Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotbe. We were talking about sex. Yeah, just the three of us girls getting down to it on national tv. I don’t want to say that Pancake...
View Article“Girls” Is NOT the “New”“Sex & the City”
And THIS is NOT the "new" Carrie Bradshaw. I watched. I shuddered. I can hold my tongue no more. Girls, the heavily promoted new HBO series following the escapades of a quartet of twentysomething young...
View ArticleI Still Know How to Shake it!
I did something last night that I haven’t done in ages: I went to a dance party. My friend Nancy talked me into it; though honestly, she didn’t have to do too much arm-twisting when she told me it...
View ArticlePreview: Wiggles Is Coming to NJ to Renew Her Wedding Vows: Jeanne is thrown...
Yep, you read that right. Seems Wiggles is putting down her nail scissors (or should I say, her saw?) and she and the L&M are getting on a plane to come East and re-pledge their love. It is...
View ArticleIs 50 The New 42?
It is, if you ask my friend Amanda from the dog run. When I told her I was 50, she said she couldn’t believe it and that she thought I was in my early 40s. And it had the ring of truth when she said...
View ArticleWiggles and I Eavesdrop on Jeanne’s Therapy Session
this is a woman with a degree! Thank God! On the suggestion of her gerontologist, our fair mother has entered therapy. Wiggles and I can only imagine what she talks about, but we can make some...
View ArticleWiggles Surprises Everyone By Being All Substance, No Flash
Dateline: The Foggy Grey Splendor of San Francisco Our security system consists of being the most run down house on the block. Hot Pants clued our dozens of followers into the yummy Katz’s Delicatessen...
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